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| Teacher:"Kyon, what's the i before e rule?" Kyon:"I before e... always." Teacher:"What are you, an idiot,Kyon?" Kyon: "Apparently." So she explains it. Teacher:"No,Kyon. It's i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!" That's a hard rule. That's a- that's a rough rule. Plurals were hard, too. Teacher: “Kyon, how do you make a word a plural?” Kyon:“You put a ‘s’ put a ‘s’ at the end of it.” Teacher:“When?” Kyon:“On weekends and holidays...” Teacher:“No,Kyon. Let me show you.” So she asked this kid who knew everything. Kar. Teacher“Kar, what’s the plural for ox?” Kar:“Oxen. The farmer used his oxen.” Teacher:“Kyon?” Kyon:“What?” Teacher:“Kyon, what’s the plural for box?” Kyon:“Boxen. I bought 2 boxen of doughnuts.” Teacher:"No, Kyon, no. Let's try another one. Jaku, what's the plural for goose?" Jaku:"Geese. I saw a flock of geese." Teacher:"Kyon." Kyon:[half-crying]"Wha-at?" Teacher:"Kyon, what's the plural for moose?" Kyon:"Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen. The meese want the food in the woodingesen! In the, food in the woodenesen!" Teacher:"Kyon! Kyon. You're an imbecile." Kyon:"Imbecile-n." Teacher:"What are you speaking? German, Kyon?" Kyon:"German. Jermain. Jermaine Jackson. Jackson Five. Tito!" Teacher:"Kyon, what the hell are you talking about!?" Kyon:"I don't know, I don't know really." |
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Pie can’t compete with cake, though. You put candles on a cake, it’s a birthday cake. You put candles on a pie, someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
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I need my love to stay or all my colors fade to gray.
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Pie can’t compete with cake, though. You put candles on a cake, it’s a birthday cake. You put candles on a pie, someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
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Pie can’t compete with cake, though. You put candles on a cake, it’s a birthday cake. You put candles on a pie, someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
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Magic begins with blood.
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